Prime Cut: Road House…Back to the 80s
April 14, 2024 Leave a comment
Cheesy one liners, nonsensical plots, and impossibly indestructible good guys. God, I miss the 80s and 90s.
The original Road House (1988), bolstered by Patrick Swayze’s steely glare and chiseled jaw line, is quintessential 80s & 90s action. Doug Liman’s remake manages to check off all the boxes that make the original a classic and then some. This new version is a great tongue-in-cheek homage that knows exactly what is expected and delivers…same day with the delivery confirmation sent straight to your phone.
The plot is more or less the same as the original: The owner of a bar that could be doing much better enlists the assistance of the BMF of the day to keep the seedy element out. It turns out the seedy element has a vested interest in ensuring this bar goes out of business and so on and so on. You get it. You’ve heard this story before. However, with this version we get a few updates.
Let’s begin with what remains the same. We’ve got a no nonsense B-movie actioner led by a good looking lead who happens to be an A-list actor, yet he leaves the A-list stuff at the door. Gyllenhaal is totally aware that we just want to see him whip somebody’s ass with a few one liners mixed in and he doesn’t disappoint (albeit hipsterish one liners, but, hey, it works).
Connor MacGregor shows up as a legitimately menacing and colorful villain who comes off as almost too over-the-top until you remember just what kind of movie you’re watching. Then you realize his performance is perfect, nude scene and all. Everyone else is there pretty much just to move the story along and they get just enough screen time to do so without taking you away from the action.
Now, where this movie really gives us something new and noteworthy is the cinematography. Wait, wait, wait…I already hear you…”cinematography?” Yes! The cinematography is awesome and I’ll argue that point until the day I die. Each of the fight scenes manages to put the viewer right in the middle of the action and I really mean IN the action. At one point there’s a POV shot of Gyllenhaal’s Dalton getting punched repeatedly in the face. But it’s not just that POV shot that makes it amazing. In most of the fight scenes the camera follows the combatants and quickly dips in and out, allowing us to get views of the brawls we don’t typically see even in the most well choreographed films. As a matter of fact, Keanu Reaves actually developed a new camera system for his film Man of Tai Chi (2015) in order to get this effect. That film doesn’t quite hit the mark (sorry, Keanu), but Road House knocks it out of the park.
Is it worth your time? Most definitely.
You don’t even have to stay tuned in the entire time. Turn your brain off. Have a get together with your friends, a case of Coors (Yes, I said Coors. There’s an argument for the merit of American Lager, but that’s a conversation for a different day), some Little Caesar’s and enjoy a wade in the waters of the 80s and early 90s; a time when B-movie action was pushed by the likes of Van Damme, Seagal, Lorenzo Lamas, Cynthia Rothrock, Billy Blanks, and a whole host of BMFs who didn’t smile and solved all the worlds problems with punches, kicks, and beer bottles upside the head. Jake Gyllenhaal is a welcome addition to that exclusive club.
Road House (2024) may not be the best movie, and it’s clearly not trying to be. But it is a fun time, and, at the end of the day, it doesn’t exactly what a movie is meant to do. It entertains you.